Lately I’ve been getting uni-related shit done, which makes for a nice change.
Today, I am a zombie.
Reached for chocolate to impede the burning - discovered that TimeOut’s are a thinly veiled dog biscuit. Now, we move onto bigger and better things - milk. This is RIDICULOUS.
Recently proven fact: Eat too many warheads and your mouth will start bleeding.
It’s been a longgggg day. And there has been no better moment than the one where i just took off my bra and climbed into bed with a brand new frankie magazine.
Imma gonna write a children’s book in my spare time. It’s going to have better grammar than the above sentence.
No eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight you’re on a dieeeeeeeeetttttttttt!
That awkward moment when someone asks if you and your girlfriend are sisters.
I have found quite possibly the best site on the internet. Go here for pun-related hilarity: http://octopuns.blogspot.com/
When you fuck up daily, it can be really hard to keep going, but I figure I gotta give it a go. It may take me five years, but I’ll be a teacher one day.
Shit at life.
Trying to hold in all of the things I want to say, but not even sure if that’s the right thing. My mind is thinking too much, and it’s tangled and sore.
One of the better showers I have had in a little while. While it sure is hard to get me in there, it is also sure is hard to get me out.
You sure are confusing. I hope I’m doin’ okay.
Well, that was uncomfortable.
George, stop crying in the library.
Come down now, they’ll say, But everything looks perfect from far away, Come down now, But we’ll stay. - The Postal Service
And for the first time, I really started to doubt it all.
Must. Find. Motivation. To. Go. To. Uni.
In no way am I insulting the company I have been in, but sometimes it’s nice to just sit down in front of the heater with a cup o’ tea and fill out a census form.
I’m not sure whether it’s Tumblr or me that’s getting boring, but I find myself with little to say here lately. As previously stated, maybe this is what happens when you’re happy? If so, I’m more than okay with that.