It is so FREAKING HOT.
I ♥ Phweb.
I will not get angry. I will not get angry. I will not get angry. (but fuck you can be so incredibly selfish).
Petrichor - noun, the smell of rain on dry ground.
The Perfect Book Delivery.
I just went to the Post Office to pick up the most spectacular package ever. Let me begin by telling you that: a) I love packages and b) I love it when you order things off the internet and then forget what you have ordered and then BAM! they’re in your mailbox. My package included: Eating Animals by Jonathon Safran Foer Everything is Illuminated AND Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close...
you're probably one of if not the best person i...
i’m heaps glad we’re friends. and i love you heaps. :) x
When you are drunk, you don’t fall as smoothly as when sober. I. Can. Hardly. Move. Silly sk8r gal.
swingsetacrobat asked: Anon is just jealous because you're a babe. I'm sorry that you were sad today, it happens sometimes. Wake up tomorrow and life be in it. XOXOXO
Tears, and so many of ‘em, considering I so rarely cry.
Euthanasia for the mentally ill? Yes please.
Fuck it, I’m gonna be happy.
I love that I just went on this exact same holiday, with the exact same people, fourteen years after this photo was taken. Sun smart foreverrrr.
Anonymous asked: i don't think you know me.but i've seen you a few times and each time you've greeted me with a beautiful smile. i can tell you have a genuine soul and playful spirit. don't let any love take that away
Cleaning at a rapid pace on an empty stomach can lead to profuse sweating and/or fainting. (And your Mum might not even arrive home until later than expected rendering the whole ordeal somewhat unnecessary).
Underwater Sculpture by Jason deCaires Taylor
is fucking amazing.
The internet is amazing.
And you should go here: www.sketchswap.com
Also, girls with their shirts off.
Boys with their shirts off.
TOP 5 THINGS THAT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME:
lightningmcqueen: We have been in love - yet remember the shitty moments. We find it easier to write about sad things, not happy things. We remember nightmares, but not sweet dreams. We know crap foods make us fat, yet eat crap foods. We hate hangovers, but drink ourselves silly every week.
Drunken nights, baked beans and exponential horizontal growth spurts.